Tuesday, April 10, 2007
ON A LIGHTER NOTE
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Whose idea was it to put as "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will materialize?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
